i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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