We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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