We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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