found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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