I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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