It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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