I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
The chlamydia really affected his face.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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