I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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