i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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