When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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