Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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