how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize
