So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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