Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
