No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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