I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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