The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
pop tarts are not kleenex
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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