too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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