You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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