How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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