thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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