In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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