windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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