he told me I talked like a deaf person
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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