Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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