How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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