oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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