ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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