In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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