i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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