i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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