Don't you send me to vm
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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