ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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