he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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