i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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