Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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