Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i dont even know how to be here
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Randomize
