I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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