I can tuck mytits in my pants
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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