My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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