Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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