question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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