***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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