Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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