Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Who did Billy Mays play for?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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