i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
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