Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Is Oprah even human
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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