i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I want a musical about memes.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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