People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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