i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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